What were their parents thinking??

It's really sad that before a child is even born a parent can ruin their life with giving them the wrong name. So decided to compile a list of what I belive to be the worst names a person can receieve.

Girls:                                                Boys:
Gertrude                                           Dick (I mean come on really)
Helga                                               Gaylord
Haya (prononced like hey ya)           Eugene
Agatha                                             Adolf
Bertha                                              Bubba
Ursala                                               Burl
Beatrice                                            Zane (like insane)
Gladys                                              Wolfgang
Phoebe                                              Maxamillion
Wanda                                              Asher
Edith                                                 Horris
Lucinda                                             Guy (like we didn't know you are a boy)

And I hate the new trend of Celebs naming their children rediclous things just to be unique like:
- Apple: Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow
- Fuchsia: Sting and Frances Tomelty
- Hopper: Sean Penn and Robin Wright
- Suri: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes
- Kye: David Duchovny and Tea Leoni
- Coco: Courteney Cox and David Arquette
***just to name a few